Ethnic Name Pronunciations

I Beat The Game

2009-11-12T22:28:00.000-08:00

A great reward for my third eye.

2009-07-26T20:13:00.000-07:00

Mr. Schlotterback: Did you have the car out last night, Micky?

Micky: Yes, Dad. I took some of the boys for a run around.

Mr. Schlotterback: Well, tell them I've found two of their lipsticks!

Dream Vision

2009-07-11T13:20:00.001-07:00

clipped from en.wikipedia.org

Scary and Sublime.

My Sister... My Friend

2008-10-08T23:20:00.000-07:00

This goes out to all my sisters... and all my sister's sisters.

My Summer Jam

2008-08-10T11:25:00.000-07:00

Starchild by Starchild

Tennyson Birthday Book - 3.14

2008-05-18T19:55:00.000-07:00

With echoing feet he threaded

The secretest walks of fame;
The viewless arrows of his thoughts were
headed and wing'd with flame.

CREATURES FROM NIGHTMARES MADE REAL. FINALLY!!!!

2008-03-17T20:31:00.000-07:00

Hop On the Band Wagon!

2008-03-13T11:58:00.001-07:00

Hey Everybody!
My dear friend Lauren Venzie Bondroff has hillariated up my life with some really amaizing T-shirt slogans. I think people would really enjoy these so I'm posting them here for all 4 people that read this. (SEE PHOTO)
If you like these, she has PLENTY more, and would love to hear from you at lauren.bondroff@gmail.com!

Here are some of my personal Fav's:

Michelle Kwan is terribly lonely
I can't stop worrying!
Hilary Swanks DESPISES Jackie Robinson
My aunt is soooo BORING!
I'm sad and it's not my problem
Robin Williams is faggy
I'd rather be dead than early
Angela Lansbury sleeps Spread Eagle
Queefer Southerland
2nd degree murder is no big deal
Horses are forever
Eating Sux
Horny and Lovin' it!
Pappy's little angel
Dakota Fanning is bi
I literally have sex with insects
My dad wears apple bottoms
Always Sweepin'
Born Gay, Die Flamin'
Melissa Joan Hart is busted
Melissa Joan Hart is off the hook!
If I see one more bus I'm gonna lose it!
Lucy Lui is Korean...I learned that the hard way!
Im worried about Ebert
I would take a bullet for absolutely anyone

hahahhahahahahahhhhhha

feel free to add your own! just click the little pencil!

SEX DANCER

2008-03-03T21:20:00.000-08:00

Boy was watching a Madonna music video in the TV room. The one where she takes off her wig. Struttin' around with a black wig and then she was sittin' in the chair with a blond wig.
It was scary and cool, and then it was normal and it was surprising. It was surprising at first and it was surprising later. It became a fond memory.
There was a little boy in the music video who was a little older than himself. He felt himself akin to the boy, and Madonna akin to his older sister Melanie.

Melanie was sometimes a mystery, pretty, bad girl just like Madonna. They were both Italian and Mom yelled at the both of them.
The boy desperately wanted to go in and see the hidden thing. He knew it was sexy because it wasn't allowed for him to see or do it. He needed a ticket and he needed an 18 or a 21. He only had a 5 or a 6 maybe.
Inside he couldn't see the two men behind the glass with their arms around each other. Outside the TV, the real boy, the me boy, had a loaded boy-toy in his pocket. Didn't tell nobody. Didn't think it was right, but he didn't understand why he knew it was wrong.
The two men had thin lips and side parts. The me boy wanted to look like them when he grew up but his hair was too curly and dark. Wouldn't lay flat like the beautiful military gentlemen.
And were they ever gentle! And handsome.
They peered around each other in a stiff embrace with clasped hands, starched collars, and smooth gazes. Blond and dirty blond slicked sideways, they watched Madonna sing and gyrate with still smooth gazes, stern jaw lines jutting mouthways, and their view lasting only moments.
Madonna gets off work, just like Melanie does at Boscov's. The boy, the me boy, waited long stretches in the small windy room between the 1st entrance and the second entrance. I called the operator on the pay phone and hung up to pass the time, ever fearful that police would find out and arrest me. Although I was slightly aroused by the idea of being taken away.
Eventually Melanie would never show up. Madonna came to collect the boy outside of of the inside secret. He was a pretty little boy. Madonna noticed too and she knew he deserved a kiss. It was a funny feeling. It was warm outside. Inside the TV, their silhouettes skipped down the street in a dancy sort of way, towards the evening in the summer.

Bap De La Bap

2008-02-14T16:59:00.000-08:00

Bap De La Bap:

Bap de la bap it's an animal

Bap de la bap with its left foot off

Bap de la bap it follows you around

Bap de la bap it splutters and it coughs

It takes who?

2008-02-08T11:48:00.000-08:00

forever and ever and ever and ever.