Thursday, March 13, 2008

Hop On the Band Wagon!

Hey Everybody!
My dear friend Lauren Venzie Bondroff has hillariated up my life with some really amaizing T-shirt slogans. I think people would really enjoy these so I'm posting them here for all 4 people that read this. (SEE PHOTO)
If you like these, she has PLENTY more, and would love to hear from you at lauren.bondroff@gmail.com!

Here are some of my personal Fav's:

Michelle Kwan is terribly lonely
I can't stop worrying!
Hilary Swanks DESPISES Jackie Robinson
My aunt is soooo BORING!
I'm sad and it's not my problem
Robin Williams is faggy
I'd rather be dead than early
Angela Lansbury sleeps Spread Eagle
Queefer Southerland
2nd degree murder is no big deal
Horses are forever
Eating Sux
Horny and Lovin' it!
Pappy's little angel
Dakota Fanning is bi
I literally have sex with insects
My dad wears apple bottoms
Always Sweepin'
Born Gay, Die Flamin'
Melissa Joan Hart is busted
Melissa Joan Hart is off the hook!
If I see one more bus I'm gonna lose it!
Lucy Lui is Korean...I learned that the hard way!
Im worried about Ebert
I would take a bullet for absolutely anyone



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feel free to add your own! just click the little pencil!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i really want that Dakota Fanning is Bi shirt. like really badly.

Anonymous said...

oh bobby... lol very entertaining